GENIE
GOLF
A husband
takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course the wife promptly
hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent
to the course.
The husband
cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there,
find the owner, apologise and see how much your lousy drive is going to
cost us."
So the couple
walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come
on in." When
they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass everywhere
and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining
on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?""Uh...yeah,
sir. We're sorry about that", the husband replied.
"Oh,
no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm genie,
and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've
released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one
wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow,
that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No
problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can
do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And
now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd
like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in
the world," she said.
Consider
it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And
now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well,
since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in
more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband
looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have
a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled
it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering
our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You
know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same
for you!"
So the genie
and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon
enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about
three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly
into her eyes and asked "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why,
we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"NO
KIDDING! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
genies?"
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