How To Unsubscribe.
Those who use the
Internet will know that there are some sites that you might visit that
are eager to send you more information about their product or service,
and unless you "unsubscribe" you will forever after receive
copious e-mails extolling the virtues of their latest creation. Fortunately,
this American site is very helpful in explaining carefully how you should
do it properly. It is a little technical and requires careful reading.?
Ed.
To unsubscribe from
this service you must first purchase a
Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit. The unit
can be obtained from most hardware stores and dental clinics. Be sure
to obtain the proper permits to operate the unit from the Nuclear Regulatory
Commission and the Food and Drug Administration in Washington D.C. USA.
Be sure to carefully
unpack the kit and place each component in its accompanying mesh safety
bag. Mount the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top of the perforated Gerring
Mach 77 refibulator and attach them using the eight-millimetre torque
fork.
Be sure that the
refibulator is mounted at a 66 degree angle and properly dispersed so
that it is flush with the curved section of the Pyrex thistle tube. Place
the four sections of the triangular separation gear into the posture cylinder
and lock them into place using the band aid adhesive strip. Insert the
wiggling pin into the wobbling hole, making sure that it seated correctly.
Place the D cell battery and the eleven 9 volt batteries in the power
chamber.
The device should
be calibrated before operation using the optional digital corkscrew accessory
pack prior to operation. Insert the digital corkscrew through the electronic
combustion service chamber using caution not to touch the reinforced tungsten
igniter control module and quickly turn the inverter drive to 28.6 degrees.
Turn the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit upside
down and hit the bottom plate with a 48-ounce ball-peen hammer while shaking
the unit vigorously. Force open the door to the incineration valve compartment
and set the pressure gauge to 719 psi. Close the door and seal it shut
with duct tape. The unit should now be properly calibrated and ready to
use.
Before activating
the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit, you must
first elevate it to a height of 229 feet above sea level to insure that
the unit receives the proper oxygen level and barometric pressure. Point
the aerial to 17 degrees north by north-east to within the parameters
of the Telstar GS-2 weather satellite and apply pressure to the wing shaft
on the southern most section of the modular accelerator. Using the special
ratchet adapter supplied with the unit, rotate the heater core to the
"on" position.
The "on"
position has been obtained when the green light begins to flash, signifying
that the red light is about to go off. Once the red light is off, flip
the toggle switch labelled "ON/OFF" to the "ON" position
and count to 47 before logging on to the system.
Log-on using your
user-name and password and wait for the prompt. Once prompted you must
check the box with the appropriate action you wish to take and then press
the pressure release button and turn off the compressor while turning
the hand crank at 231 meters per minute. Next, press control, alt, delete,
caps lock, shift, number lock, escape and tab simultaneously. Press enter.
You will have one
second to complete the procedure. If you fail to respond in the time limit
allowed, simply purchase a new Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation
Unit and start from the beginning.
Please remember that
this is the only way we will accept for you to unsubscribe from this service.
We have made every attempt to simplify the procedure for your convenience.
Failure to comply with the unsubscribe policy will result in immediate
termination of your subscription so please follow the above directions
closely.
[Thanks to Peter
G8YNC]
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