Humour
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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colours; green, red, orange, blue and yellow.

The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.

The young man finally said sarcastically,
"What's the matter old-timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye. The old man replied, "Got drunk once in Japan and had sex with a parrot, I was just wondering if you were my son."

From Charlie, GW4SWW